David Cabrera: Oh, hello there. I was lounging on this fancy couch with a cigar and-- oh, I'm kidding, I was playing Virtua Fighter. It's my Diablo 3. Now who the hell is interrupting my kung-fu? An action figure, you say? I'll be right over.
If we actually timed anything at this column, I'd have timed this one for Toonami's rebirth. It's the Gundam Wing you remember, kids! Action! Intrigue! Nonsensical angst! And of course, pretty boys-- hey, wait a second!