Topless Robot: ''The anime of the 1990s is cooler than the anime of today. There, I said it. The shows of yesteryear just feel right, unlike today's shows, where it feels like you're trying on a dress that's too tight (or even worse, pants that are too tight). Why do the cartoons of the (very recent) past hit the spot in a way some of today's offerings just can't? I've got 10 ideas as to why. Join me on this road down Anime Dissection Lane, won't you?''