Frank Inglese Writes:
We’ve all been in love. We’ve all had that one girl/guy that has driven us crazy, that we’d do anything for, that maybe we would even die for. The type of love in Mysterious Girlfriend X is…not that kind of love. Bruno Mars said; “I’d catch a grenade for ya, throw my hand on a blade for ya, I’d jump in front of a train for ya”, and so on and so forth, but what Bruno Mars never said was “I’d constantly ingest a glob of your saliva…for ya”. I would like to say “read on and I’ll explain that” but I don’t think I can, STILL READ ON, but I can’t give an explanation on what exactly Mysterious Girlfriend X is.