What they say:
“Nice to meet you, I’m Obake-chan.”
The short begins with Obake-chan waking up and putting on her ghost outfit and introducing herself to the audience. She is a miserable failure at what she does but continues to do it, wetting the taxi seat when the driver tells a scary (supposedly) story. There are two ongoing subplots through the remainder of the short: one is Obake pulling Excalibur from the stone as well as other swords from vending machines while other people fail miserably.