Vince Ingenito: ''Throughout much of popular culture, it's sadly pretty common to see gamers depicted as drooling, zoned out automatons. Slouched too close to the screen, they spastically smash their fingers against every button at once while gazing vacantly, as if lobotomized, into their television set. Whenever I see this, I wonder the same thing: what game could they possibly be playing? I finally know the unsavory truth of the matter. It turns out that they were being forced to play Fist of the North Star: Ken's Rage 2 all along, and they'll never fully recover.''