"God I envy Ask Ketchum so much. Not the fact that he is still 10 years old after a decade of Pokemon but the fact that his mom lets him travel the world by himself with the possibilities that he could die any day at anytime. Oh wait a minute. No never mind, its the Pokemon world. He will never die or age dudes. There is nothing to worry about."
because he does not age and has a lot of cute girlfriends? ;)